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Saturday, August 7th 2004

7:02 PM

A Most Interesting Eavesdropping...

  • Mood: Unaffected
  • Music: More laughing Children
  • Lyric:
  • Thought: That's an addiction- children's laughter.
So picture two kids- one on a couch, one on a rocking chair directly across.  The Rocker dweller is my brother and the one on the couch-- we’ll call him Pizza Roll.  (He is, officially- my babysitting charge). 

What follows is the most outstanding performance of active imagination for lazy boys ever known to man.  Their thought process is amazing, and yet- they never get up from their seats.  The entire game is spoken… seriously- and I want to stress this- they never moved.

Kids are amazing at times!

Pizza Roll: “So come in Commander!  Fly down… to the boat!”

Brother: “I’m coming, sir!  Pretend I’m flying so fast the skin on my face is about to peel off!”

Pizza Roll: “Wow, that’s fast… Nice rocking chair plane!”

Brother: “Thanks, but I’m almost out of gas.”

PR: “There’s no way to check gas mileage on that rocking chair, I built it.”

B: “But sir, I can put a gas tank in- are you still on vacation?”

PR: “For the next two days- now get your butt down on this boat!”

B: “Ahhh, *sound effects* To the boat, rocking chair of doom!! Pretend I bought 3 extra gas tanks while I was in the bathroom.  It’s time, helmet on, flippers on- never mind, I’m in a rocking chair, I don’t need flippers.”

PR:  “You know what?  I can see you- I see you from the beach.  And… there’s a laser by your head.”

B: “What?!! AHHHHHHHH- losing air!!”  Landing in the water… Pchuoooom!!”

PR: “I fired a torpedo at you.”

B: “Why?!  Oh, sir, why?”

PR: “I got bored… but don’t feel bad- I just rescued you from the sea.”

B: “How?  You’re on vacation?”

PR: “I scuba dived- I took lessons.. and you weren’t that far out.”

B: “No scuba diver can rescue a boy and his rocking chair.”

PR: “Well, I did.”

B: “No person could have taken lessons and rescued me in 5 minutes!”

PR: “I thought we were using our imaginations?”

B: “We are.”

PR: “Then duh I could do that in 5 minutes…”

B: “Ok, it doesn’t matter.  Pretend we’re on the boat… your torpedo hit the boat too- we’re all gunna drown like the pile of shi…”

YOU’RE GUNNA WHAT?!


B: “Sorry Jessie...”

PR: “Take cover, soldier!!”

The rest of the game is a blur of squealing, laughter, and sound effects… until PR suggests that he and Brother go play a game of Monopoly.  It kind of ends there, the boat sinking- innocent people dying… and a rocking chair, floating in the Atlantic.

Kind of sad to think that they abandoned their ship for the Parker Brothers. 


6 Read a Thought....

Posted by Joshua:

Jessie Jessie Jessie, what to do with you and your zany life, eh?
Sunday, August 8th 2004 @ 11:14 AM

Posted by Daniel:

Hey Ms. Logic, or Jessica. I like reading ur stuff so much! I come back all the time. This one is hillarious for me, cause I have a brother whose the same way!!! You write really well. and hell yeah, I'd by your book!
Sunday, August 8th 2004 @ 12:33 PM

Posted by Blossom:

Great stuff... I'm lovin' it!
Sunday, August 8th 2004 @ 9:50 PM

Posted by Forever Yours:

l0l, how cute!
Sunday, August 8th 2004 @ 10:32 PM

Posted by Wendy:

Jess - that was cute
Monday, August 9th 2004 @ 12:20 AM

Posted by Hoosier:

LMAO@ the line, "Why!? Oh, sir, why?" lol, doesn't it just fill your mind with images of old movies with over the top acting!
Monday, August 9th 2004 @ 8:06 PM

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